Have You Laugh Today Yes/No Just Read This

Man: Baby, i love you, would you marry me????
Woman: (stands up and gave him a stinging slap on his face)
I have waited more than 12yrs,
i have prayed, fasted, sowed seeds,
bought books and listened to tapes,
even went on my way to be nice to
specie of marriageble age!

I took up new hobbies, watching football and playstation.
I went to House on the Rock, MFM, Christ Embassy, Living Faith, Redeemed and presently at Winners looking everywhere for you,
I went from a size 16 to size 10,
so that when you see me,
you will love what you see.
I left lagos to abuja,
then i left to portharcourt,
then i went all the way to kano.
I joined hi-five, from hi-five to facebook,
from facebook to twitter,
I even had a blog on which i rented,
hoping you will show up!!
I uploaded only my best pictures on facebook,
infact i took photo sessions to look my best!!!
I attended all the weddings,
whether the invitation was direct or indirect!
The next place i was hoping to check was the moon,
before you crawled out from the door directly to me!!
So it was you all dis while?????
The neighbor i say hello to every morning!!
Were you trying my faith???
You almost rendered my prayer life useless!!
What were u waiting for???
What sign were you looking for??
Do you want to kill me before you reveal yourself????
Now be a gentleman,
get down on your kneels
and put the ring on my finger!!!
The guy replied, "APRIL FOOL"
If you are the ONE what will you do??