Top 5 Characters Of A Typical African Child, We Are All Of Guilty Of Number 3

Africa, the second-largest and second-most-populous
continent in the world is one of the best continents
on the face of the earth. Aside from the fact that
Africa is a blessed country with lots of goodies, the
creatures God gives the place is something else they
are brainy, talented and can beat anybody from other
continents in all aspects of life.
However, kids in Africa are one of the most hilarious
in the world, from sharp brains, to special talents
and many ore astonishing features African kids
posses. But there are some certain characters you
will see in all African homes. Let's go.

1. Morning Cries:
This one got me thinking aloud that what is really the
problem of these kids, if you live in a house full of
mothers especially the kind of house they refer to as
"Face Me I Face You", you would agree with me that
once it's morning, the cries of these kids will keep
blooming from every angle for reasons best known
to God and probably their mothers.
One of the reasons is taking bath for them in the
morning which the kids find disturbing to their
existence, some of them hates the touch of water
early in the morning and they would feel it's wicked
for mothers to force them to take bath as early as
that. I trust our mothers, it's not enough reason for
them.

2. Covetous
If this isn't in your kid then he must have been a
descendant of another continent, you give an African
kid a sandwich to them, while still eating eat, they are
already crying for bread they see in your hand. The
most annoying part is requesting things from
visitors. Damn African parents hate it so much that
you can receve the beating of your life when the
visitor actually leaves.

3. Bed-wetting:
Lol. 90% of African kids under age 8 falls here. They
will never wake up without he stinking smell all over
their clothes. The reason is known, they have
urinated during the night involuntarily. I hope one
day they realize it's a bad habit and stop walking
around in the morning with the new body odor they
gave themselves during their sleeps.

4. Strange Sleeping Attitude
Have you ever experienced looking for a kid for some
minutes and later find out the kid is already in a
strange place sleeping. Some can sleep in some
unusual places. You see some sleeping at the door
entrance, on the floor The one that you would find
embarrassing is when your neighbor brings your kid
that he has slept on their cushion sets while playing
with them. I bet yoruba parents would still beat their
kids for this the following morning.

5. Sharp Retentive Memory:
One of the blessed features 0f African kids, tell them
the name of that uncle and whenever he comes back,
they will tell you the name you told them. Do bad
things in their presence and they will practice it
within themselves. But please. Don't tell African kids
bad things about someone, they will repeat all what
you said i that person's presence when they come
back. A typical example is Emmanuela.
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Our African kids are so blessed with many characters
and it's one of the reasons Africa breeds one of the
best humans. So tell me, which of these features did
you possess when you were kid? Don't lie
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